Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-doo
Mitt has another puzzle for you.
Oompa Looma do-ba-dee-dye
If you are dumb, you’ll believe this lie!
Who will do well if we tax cut the rich?
Trickle down wealth — it does so work, you bitch!
You’re lazy and poor, so pull up your bootstrap;
Quit thinking so much and absorb my crap!
(You don’t like the look of it.)
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Bow to your betters, you will go far.
You will live in poverty too,
Unlike the Romney loompa do-ba-dee-doo!
Slow. Fucking. Clap.